Choose Lockdown

Choose lockdown.
Choose redundancy.
Choose furlough.
Choose house arrest with your family.
Choose debt, higher taxes and inflation.
Choose watching your friends eat on Zoom and pretending you are socialising.
Choose growing a beard, living in flip flops and wondering what day of the week it is on a Monday morning.
Choose a criminal record for visiting your parents; a fine for sitting on a park bench; being spied on by your neighbours; catching pneumonia from sitting outside a pub in winter and still not understanding the rules. Because the rules always change, but never end and eventually you give up caring and just comply.
Choose giving up a year of your life to protect the NHS and clapping to thank them for the sacrifices you are making.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, nothing more than an object of hate to the feral brats created by home-schooling.
I chose not to choose Lockdown. I chose something else. 
And the reason? Who needs reasons when you can have freedom.

The Demise of Intolerant Liberals

Over several decades public life has come to be dominated by Secular Liberalism. This “brave new world” filled the void left after Christianity was eroded. When Britain voted to leave the EU in 2016, Secular Liberals choked on their Macchiatos with horror. That was the first time in the UK that anyone had challenged their beliefs. For the first time they became aware that there is a large number of people, a majority perhaps, who do not share their views. It was a profound shock, particularly following the election of President Trump. At first, acquiescence with the referendum result seemed unavoidable. But as time passed, they realised that leaving was not a foregone conclusion. Question turned to challenge. Defiance became hostility. Brexit became a totemic issue for Secular Liberals and a proxy war where they would defend their domination. But war is unpredictable. The emphatic re-election of Boris Johnson’s government brought all resistance to an abrupt halt. I now sense that the dominance of Secular Liberalism has passed its zenith. Could it be that regardless of the Brexit end-state, the more important result might be an end to Secular Liberal dominance?

In order to consider this, we must first attempt to define Secular Liberalism. This is difficult because, unlike many creeds or ideologies, it does not have a single founder or philosopher. Nor does it have a unified articulation or text. Indeed, one of the striking things is its lack of logical justification. In order to define it, we will have to list its chief beliefs and accept that a certain amount of generalisation is inevitable.

The belief system has two strands: principles and rights. The first of these is the belief in certain abstract principles. These are seldom properly defined, but they are ideals, which are nevertheless sacred to Secular Liberalism. Chief amongst them are democracy, equality and tolerance. Few would disagree with such principles, but as we shall see, the way they are applied is unsound, to say the least.

The second, and perhaps more important strand, is the rights of the individual. This aspect can be traced back to what I believe was the start of Secular Liberalism under Tony Blair’s promotion of multi-culturalism. At that time, the government made much play of promoting the rights of two particular groups: ethnic minorities and homosexuals. While we all agree with equal rights for all, this was a turning point because it established a principle that minority groups could trump established custom (based on Christian values) or the view of the majority. This opened a Pandora’s Box. Since then, inevitably, public values have been dictated by which ever group is able to shout loudest, with each striving to have their rights recognised. Secular Liberalism has adopted certain groups whose rights it champions. Chief among these are homosexuals and the now bewildering variants thereof, ethnic minorities, women, trans-sexuals and others whom I dare not name.

The problem with rights-based belief is that inevitably the rights of certain groups will clash. In a logical philosophy, the belief would be underpinned by defined principles which could be used to navigate the moral tripwires. But the principles espoused by Secular Liberalism are both too poorly defined and too inconsistently applied to be of much use. Secular Liberalism has dealt with this by establishing a kind of informal hierarchy of groups. Those listed above are examples of such “priority” groups. Of course, this approach is unworkable nonsense. How can you preach tolerance but promote rights of one group over another? How can you claim that all are equal and then allow so called positive discrimination? What happens when “priority” groups clash? The hypocrisy and inconsistency are plain to see. It is very much a case of “all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”.  The best example is the highly entertaining toilet wars between trans-sexuals and feminists.

Like all creeds, Secular Liberalism regards itself as being the one true faith. But unlike some, it is overtly evangelical, even imperialistic. It regards western liberal democracy as the desirable end state to which all the world should aspire. It does not accept the right of countries to choose otherwise. Those that do are branded as “backward” or “oppressive”. This is cultural imperialism and follows a long historical tradition of dominant cultures trying to enforce their creed on other countries. It is one of the many ironies that at the same time multi-culturalism is espoused.

Secular Liberalism also exhibits a complete intolerance of dissent which has become frighteningly prevalent. From no-platforming to censored research. From Twitter storms to those sacked for expressing their opinions. Any challenge to the orthodoxy is ruthlessly repressed. When reason fails them they resort to the list of stock insults which can be used to shut down a debate: “racist”, “sexist”, “homophobe”, or, the all-purpose “fascist”. What these labels really mean is, “I disagree with what you say so I will put a label on you which means that your views do not count”. The terms have been so over-used that they are becoming almost a badge of honour to those who believe in free speech.

So, we have come to a definition of sorts and examined some of the foibles of Secular Liberalism. But could its dominance really be about to wane? I will confess that I do not really have any hard evidence, but I sense that things are changing in two ways.

First, people are gaining the courage to speak out and fight back. There is a growing group of articulate and respectable people who are prepared to challenge the accepted orthodoxy. People like Douglass Murray, Charles Moore and Lawrence Fox.

Second, the election result has brought the remain campaign to an abrupt end and confounded Secular Liberals with an apt paradox: the people they hate have been endorsed by the democratic system they claim to support. It turns out that the electorate choose Brexit. It turns out that they do not mind Boris Johnson using such profanities as “surrender”, “betrayal” or, worst of all, “humbug”. It turns out that, again, not everyone thinks like them.

Secular Liberals vastly over-reached themselves with the hysteria and chicanery indulged in to prevent Brexit. The electorate saw through it. I suspect that those of us who want genuine tolerance and free speech will now be emboldened to fight back.

So, Secular Liberals now have a clear choice: they must accept that not everyone thinks like them and start showing genuine tolerance. If they do not, they will provoke an ever more furious backlash. If you preach tolerance, then you must apply this to all, not just to the favoured groups. The “safe spaces” and censorship must end. Controversial views must be allowed to be heard. Free speech must return.

A Guide to the Labour Leadership Contest

Emily Thornberry first come I,
In Rochester my stock is high.
Now my rank is most exalted,
Lady Nugee won't be halted.
Me they know as "RLB".
Corbyn's heir I plan to be.
Though to own it is a sin,
A Catholic will never win.
Keir Starmer I, knight of the realm.
The ship of state I'd gladly helm.
But doomed to be an "also ran", 
included as the token man.
Lisa Nandy next you see,
No-one's ever heard of me.

Some Fun with Clerihews

Having recently discovered the joy of the Clerihew, here is a selection:

John Bercow
Had to go.
His antipathy to Brexit
Assured his own exit.
The philosopher Plato
Was no couch potato.
He went on the wagon
And said "μηδὲν ἄγαν".
Jeremy Corbyn
Was not voted in.
His Marxist cant rejected,
It was to be expected.
Gordon Brown
Was no man about town.
The voters found it most funny,
That though Scottish, he spent all their money.

A Very British Coup

It seems that Britain has suffered a coup d’état. Personally, I had not noticed, but it is stated in the newspapers and on Twitter, so it must be true. We are a little backward in the countryside where I live, so no doubt we will see the effects eventually.

One’s views on these matters depend, I suppose, on whether one favours the outgoing, or the incoming regime. But what is inspiring and reassuring is the very British way this coup has taken place.

In most countries a coup or revolution is traditionally accompanied by violence, arrests, executions and all manner of somewhat uncouth practices. It is delightful to see that we Brits still ensure that a coup is carried out with a due sense of decorum. The only real disturbance has been the mild-mannered middle-class protests, inexplicably by the same people who were protesting about the previous regime. There was no violence, no unseemly behaviour at all. Indeed, the only impolite language seems to be coming from those opposing the coup.

So carefully have the social niceties been observed that the revolutionaries have done nothing so vulgar as actually changing the government. In a masterpiece of British understatement, the new regime consists of exactly the same personalities as the old. No one has faced the unpleasantness of losing their job. No embarrassing firing of ci-devant ministers, let alone firing squads. A coup d’état has been managed without changing the government or the prime minister. This is true revolutionary virtuosity.

Of course one can see why Jeremy Corbyn is upset. As a communist, he must have felt that he rather had a monopoly on coups and revolutions. How galling to have his thunder stolen by a rival party. He must feel just as Karl Marx would have done if, on rushing out to publish his Manifesto of the Communist Party, full of pride and zeal, he discovered that a film of it had already been released. We can only hope that his allotment distracts him from the disappointment.

So, as the country comes to terms with the complete lack of change, we can be thankful that British propriety has been maintained. How right Orwell was when he said “Most revolutionaries are potential Tories…”

Eat British Beef

The recent IPCC report on climate change has spawned a host of nonsense about agriculture. The most laughable news has been the decision by Goldsmiths University to ban beef from its campus food outlets.

If there were any considered justification for this decision one might be able to respect it whether we agree or not – the University’s website describes the ban on beef products as part of a drive to become carbon neutral. However, this arbitrary ban on one particular type of meat is illogical and betrays an ignorance of UK farming practices, quite apart from the rights of students to make their own decisions.

The first point is, that it would surely have been better, instead of banning beef, to serve only high quality, sustainable, UK produced beef? Red blooded students in search of beef will be forced to turn to illicit suppliers. They will patronise the inevitable line of burger vans parked outside the gates. These will sell beef of dubious origin and quality, no doubt served in single use plastic boxes, from elderly diesel powered vans. Perhaps this will be a lucrative new trade for the drug gangs? There will be vicious “surf and turf” wars. Students will be searched for the banned substance when they enter campus and the image of a cow will become a symbol of subversion and resistance.

If we examine farming practices in more detail, it can be seen that UK livestock farming is generally good for the environment. The first reason is this: much of the land used for livestock is unsuitable for cropping. Livestock enable food to be produced from these otherwise unproductive areas. Secondly, grassland is, in itself, good for the environment. It stores carbon and is generally less intensive to manage than cropped land. This is reflected in the current rules for the Single Payment Scheme. It is forbidden to plough up permanent pasture without approval from the Environment Agency. Furthermore, the “Good Agricultural and Environmental Condition” (GAEC) cross compliance rules for farm payments require farmers to provide minimum levels of ground cover (GAEC 4).

The third point is that many of our most important habitats and landscapes depend on livestock farming for their management: the meadows of the Yorkshire Dales; the chalk grassland of the South Downs National Park; all our rich heather moorland. All these depend on livestock farming to survive in their current majesty. Would Goldsmiths like to see the South Downs ploughed up and cropped, or heather moorland be lost to scrub?

The fourth point is that in a mixed farming system, livestock reduce the use of chemical fertilisers and improve soil structure. This is because nutrients are returned to the soil via manure or slurry in what is a virtuous circle. Indeed, organic farming is impossible without a mixed system involving livestock.

It has been suggested that the environment could benefit from land being taken out of agricultural production. This is patently untrue so far as the UK is concerned. The UK only produces 60% of its food demand (if all food produced were consumed), or 75% of indigenous foods (DEFRA 2017). If land were taken out of production, either the remaining land would have to be farmed more intensively, or more food would have to be imported. Neither of these seems prima facie better for the environment.

It might be argued that some meat is produced too intensively and in a way which lacks the environmental benefits described above. That is a valid argument. However, if that is a concern, the response should surely be to serve beef produced by an approved method, not to ban it altogether? Similarly why ban only beef? Sustainably and locally produced beef is much better for the environment than, say, intensively produced, imported pork. There is simply a lack of logic and rational thought in the decision. Perhaps it is no coincidence that Goldsmiths is only ranked 62 in the University League Tables (Complete University Guide 2019)?

There are many important agricultural issues to be debated. One of these is the balance between affordable food and environmental concerns, in an industry which has to compete in world markets and is already reliant on subsidies. But fatuous gestures such as banning beef are a distraction from the real questions. We might say of both the beef and the debate: “Lets carve him as a dish fit for the gods, not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds.”

Caroline’s Angels

Praise to Caroline Lucas for defying the gender-stereotyping police and speaking truth to power. Her suggestion of an all-female cabinet to solve Brexit is so obvious it is a wonder no-one thought of it before.

Clearly it was only the presence of so many men in her government that stopped Theresa May delivering Brexit. For, as everyone knows, men invariably make a mess of everything they attempt. It takes a woman’s touch to solve the resulting crisis and restore order.

There is a rich precedent for this:

Since the beginning of time, women have sorted out male misadventures: Portia in the Merchant of Venice; Rosalind in As You Like It; the Merry Wives of Windsor; Miss Marple invariably solves the case when the professional (male) detective has failed; and what would have happened to Harry Potter without Hermione Granger?

My favourite example is the Lysistrata, a Greek comedy by Aristophanes. In this bawdy play, the women of Athens and Sparta unite to persuade their menfolk to end the war between the two states. They do this by withholding all sexual privileges until the men give in and agree to make peace. Those misguided males are soon driven to such a state of desperation that they will do anything to end the sex strike.

Perhaps Ms Lucas and her cabinet of saviours will adopt a similar tactic? One could imagine Jean-Claude Junker being teased into a state of abject submission. The EU’s grandes dames – Merkel, Lagarde and von der Leyen – should prove ready allies. With this approach, and the undoubted agreement and harmony in such a “cabinette”, our problems will soon be at an end.

I look forward to seeing the success of this enterprise but I will let Aristophanes have the last word:

Male chorus:

“There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed.

 She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed.”

Female Chorus:         

“And yet you’re fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with me,

When for your faithful ally, you might win me easily.”

I Hate and Love

I must indulge myself by discussing one of my favourite poems by the Roman poet Catullus. In just two lines, Catullus captures the agony and paradox of love rejected.

Here is the poem:

Odi et amo. Quare id faciam fortasse requiris?

Nescio sed fieri sentio et excrucior.

“I hate and love. You ask perhaps how this can be.

I know not, but I feel it and ’tis agony”

[Sadly I forget whose translation this is]

If the poem has a fault, it is that one must know the context to understand it. The poem was written after Catullus’ rejection by his lover. She is the object of both his hate and love. This paradox is emphasised in the first words by the elision of “odi et” as well as the brevity and drama of this opening phrase, which indeed paraphrases the whole poem. Anyone who has suffered the fate of rejection recognises the sentiment at once. The next phrase is one of puzzlement – what is happening to me? I do not understand. The phrase includes three questioning words: “quare” (“how”), “fortasse” (“perhaps”) and “requiris” (“you ask”).

The second line is split in two parts, linked by “sed”. The first part is a single word: “nescio” (“I know not”). By using a single word for this concept, and placing it at the start of the line, Catullus conveys the hopeless detachment of the spurned lover. We can feel the shrug of the shoulders and the muttered “who cares”.

The rest of the line is more complex and builds to the final word of devastation. “Fieri sentio” is tautology, as both words are not necessary for the sense or syntax. The literal meaning is “I feel it to exist”. The use of a longer phrase, and the passive voice of “fieri” convey helplessness, as if what is happening is involuntary. There is also a neat alternation between active and passive verbs in this second line.

Having used a more elaborate phrase than needed, Catullus then contrasts this with a brief, powerful phrase to end the poem: “et excrucior”. It is significant that the passive is again used here: the suffering is involuntary. My knowledge fails at the etymology of excrucior, but perhaps it has more impact than the simpler version – crucior – which has much the same meaning? In any case the final word of the poem is one of torture.

Having analysed the poem, we can understand the power of the Latin words. Anyone who has suffered the pain of love spurned recognises the meaning. The poem is so great becuse, in just two lines, it can convey, all at once, the feelings of hate, love, confusion, detachment and torment.

The Decline and Fall of Political Debate

The survey revealing the scale of abuse faced by MPs is of course very shocking. Much of the ensuing discussion has concerned the irascible nature of public debate. Politicians are certainly victims of this, but could they also bear some responsibility for it?

There seem to me to be two particular areas where certain politicians are wanting. The first is the intellectual standard of debate. When MPs engage with the public or media, how often are we treated to an informed, reasoned and logical opinion? Very seldom. Typically we are fed an insipid diet of cliché, soundbite and mantra.

Training in media handling is partly to blame for this. It leads to a stubborn determination to disregard the question and get your own point across. This produces lazy thinking, narrow discussions and, for the listener, general tedium.

This shortfall is amplified by social media which is not a suitable platform for intelligent discussion. Like any form of communication, it should only be used in ways for which it is suitable and certain politicians do not help themselves in this regard. Here are some august pronouncements, recently made on Twitter, by serving MPs:

“The hard right have taken over our government and still think we’re in WW2.”

“You can’t defend British values with this shit – you deface them. Go away.”

“Worst pissing contest ever.”

Cicero would be proud.

The second area is the censorious nature of public debate. Certain views are becoming, de facto, banned from debate. In a free country, almost any view should be permitted as long as it is expressed politely but this is no longer the case in the UK. For example, certain views on homosexuality, women’s rights or the British Empire, not being in accordance with received orthodoxy, are denied expression. As Voltaire would not have said: “I disapprove of what you say and I will milkshake you if you say it again.”

This is obviously a travesty of free speech, which I will discuss on another occasion. However, it has a more dangerous effect: to be forbidden from expressing one’s belief is apt to make you feel somewhat threatened and angry. I contend that at least some of the vituperation is caused in part by people’s views being silenced. It cannot be entirely surprising if some, in fighting back, go too far.

To conclude: abuse is, of course, only the fault of the abuser. But so far as the feeble standard of public is debate is concerned, politicians must bear some responsibility. Intelligent debate should be exemplified by politicians. The utterances of some often fall short.

LOBSTER LIBERATION

Recent newspaper articles suggest that the RSPCA may be finally over-cooking its hand in the promotion of animal rights. The society is lobbying the government to include cephalopods and decapod crustaceans in future legislation concerning recognition of animal sentience. The result would be that octopi, squid, lobsters and crabs would face the same protections as other animals.

The RSPCA’s main website is, understandably, reticent of publicising this fact. However, a look at http://www.politicalanimal.org.uk, the RSPCA’s resource for politicians and officials, will reveal the evidence. In its submission to the EFRA committee for the Animal Welfare Bill (Sentience and Sentencing) the RSPCA stated that “the RSPCA believes that in addition to vertebrates, cephalopods and decapod crustaceans are also sentient and should fall under the scope of the term ‘sentient animals’ in animal protection legislation.” This view is reiterated in a RSPCA briefing note titled “Ensuring we continue to recognise animal sentience in law ​as we leave the EU” dated 12 February 2019.

The recognition of sentience provisions have rightly been dropped from the Animal Welfare (Sentencing) Bill, to be considered separately; they are controversial and deserve further debate. We must ensure that this debate takes place, for there is a risk that the RSPCA will slip in these provision covertly with alarming consequences.

We might consider some of the effects the RSPCA’s suggestion could have: no more will the children be able to go crabbing at the seaside. For who will run the risk of their holiday being ruined by RSPCA stormtroopers turning up with a charge of cruelty for keeping those crabs in a bucket? Foraging for shellfish will become an extreme sport, only for those foolhardy souls willing to risk prison for the sake of fresh potted shrimps. Commuters will dread the nips from legions of liberated lobsters, cantering down Piccadilly.

We must be vigilant or risk another absurd and unenforceable animal rights law.

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